your hand is a fucking BATTLEAXE
your hand is a fucking BATTLEAXE
she had a tough time getting out of the block pit
IF YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN I A BLOCK PIT THEN YOU DONT KNWO THE FEAR. IT SUCKS YOU IN DEEPER AS YOU TRY TO MOVE. IT’S LIKE THE MUGGLE’S DEVIL’S SNARE MAN.
YOU HAVE TO USE ALL YOUR STRENGTH TO GET OUT OF THOSE FUCKERS
I HAVE BEEN IN ONE AND ITS LIKE SWIMMING IF YOU DON’T STOP MOVING YOU EITHER FLOAT OR SINK THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN
WE HAD THESE WHEN I USED TO BE IN GYMNASTICS AND I HATED THESE FUCKING THINGS THEY SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME
I ONCE GOT STUCK AT THE BOTTOM OF ONE OF THESE AND WHEN PEOPLE CAME TO LOOK FOR ME, I GOT STEPPED ON TWICE
so when i was seven i got stuck at the bottom of one and i blacked out. apparently it took them 45 minutes to empty the pit enough to find me. my therapist believes this is why i have claustrophobia.
At least she’s face up. The worst is when you go in head first. I’ve been pulled out by my toes several times.
#FRIENDS I HAVE SOME ADVICE FOR YOU#DO NOT TRY TO WALK OR SWIM OUT OF A BLOCK PIT#GET YOURSELF HORIZONTAL#AND THEN ROLL OUT#IT WORKS JUST LIKE TANK TREADS GOING OVER UNEVEN TERRAIN#ITS THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN GET SOME TRACTION AND NOT GET SUCKED BACK IN
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST YOU UN-ATHLETIC FRICKERS
TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT
TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT
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i am infinitely jealous of people who can both create excellent art and write incredible stories.
so today mum was bitching about her workmates being stupid and i told her to say “i have morons on my team” and she said that she’s gonna say it all the time because it’s kinda true.
she doesnt know it’s a transformers reference.
i succeeded. mum now quotes megatron.
This is from the slut walk. One of the arguments is that girls ask for rape because they wear slutty clothes, short skirts, tight, low-cut tops. This girl is an example of the fact that rape victims can look like anyone, you, me, this girl. Rapists. Dont. Discriminate.
I promised a long time ago that I’d reblog this whenever I saw it on my dash. No regrets, it breaks my heart every single time.
an incredibly important message, rape is rape. no one is ever asking for it. a woman has the right to dress how ever they want - it is society that identifies risque dressing as ‘asking for it’, and in my opinion, that way of thinking needs to be diminished.
Seriously if you see this and don’t reblog it, I have NO respect for you
Everyone should re-blog this. YES, IT IS THAT IMPORTANT!
I think I remember seeing somewhere that this person identified as a male.
Yo its’ okay if you’re a white girl who likes Uggs and spray tans and pop music and instagramming your Starbucks. Don’t let tumblr make you think for one minute that liking things like that makes you inferior.
Same goes for if you’re a hipster trans mexican/japanese Pizza Underground enthusiast with a hello kitty neck tattoo.
If you’re not hurting anyone, you be you. There’s nothing wrong with that.
The war child post reminds me of that one time Big Boss was on the news
Toothless attempting to smile is just the cutest thing! :3
Hey I’m an Israeli girl and I just want to say something.
Hamas is an terror organization, who want to kill innocent Jewish people. The IDF want to protect the people who live in Israel. Hamas started to attack Israel with their rockets,we have just 15 seconds to save our life and run to a safe place. Israel replied and attacked gaza back. THE IDF DIDNT WANT TO FUCKING HURT INNOCENT PEOPLE, THEY WANTED TO ATTACK HAMAS AND THEIR ROCKETS.
CAN YOU STOP BELIEVING TO LIES?! And you know something?
The IDF called to the citizens of gaza and told them to leave their houses and they’ll (the IDF) take care of them because they don’t want to hurt them they just want to attack the Hamas.
That’s it. Just stop believing to lies. Hope everything’s gonna be alright again.
Spread this like a fucking disease people.
Yeah and scientists dropped a lit match into it expecting it to go out after a few minutes, but it’s stayed like what you see in the picture for years.
holyfuckin-a it appeared on my facebook a while back, i can’t source it anymore… but that’s what they said happened on that.
I’m currently on my iPod but rest assured I will try to source it as soon as I can. I just can’t see the post you’re talking about at the moment..