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youtastedalektable:

she had a tough time getting out of the block pit

IF YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN I A BLOCK PIT THEN YOU DONT KNWO THE FEAR. IT SUCKS YOU IN DEEPER AS YOU TRY TO MOVE. IT’S LIKE THE MUGGLE’S DEVIL’S SNARE MAN.

YOU HAVE TO USE ALL YOUR STRENGTH TO GET OUT OF THOSE FUCKERS

OKAY

I HAVE BEEN IN ONE AND ITS LIKE SWIMMING IF YOU DON’T STOP MOVING YOU EITHER FLOAT OR SINK THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN

WE HAD THESE WHEN I USED TO BE IN GYMNASTICS AND I HATED THESE FUCKING THINGS THEY SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME

I ONCE GOT STUCK AT THE BOTTOM OF ONE OF THESE AND WHEN PEOPLE CAME TO LOOK FOR ME, I GOT STEPPED ON TWICE

so when i was seven i got stuck at the bottom of one and i blacked out. apparently it took them 45 minutes to empty the pit enough to find me. my therapist believes this is why i have claustrophobia.

At least she’s face up. The worst is when you go in head first. I’ve been pulled out by my toes several times.

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST YOU UN-ATHLETIC FRICKERS

DONT PANIC

TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT

TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT

vambrace:

Hey there! So, you may have seen these body pillows around. You may have thought, “Wow, I sure want one of those.” Well good news! I take commissions for these cuddly lil nuggets!

THE SQUIDS:
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SIZES:
Two sizes are available: an 8-foot body pillow, and a 4-foot cuddle buddy or travel pillow.

COLORS:
I can find just about any color, within reason. I am limited by what the fabric store has to offer, but the selection is great, so I can try my hardest to get the exact color you want.

UNDERSIDE PATTERNS:
Again, I am limited by what the fabric store has to offer, but I can find just about any pattern from paisley to polka dots in nearly any color. If you wish, you can request that I choose an underside for you based on the main color you choose.

OTHER OPTIONS:
I can fit the squids with an eye color, if you so desire. If not specified, your squid will come with traditional black and white eyes.
Also, three different highlights are available for your squid: original (photos 4 and 5), circles (photos 6 and 8), or crescent (photo 7). If not specified, your squid will come with original highlights.
Additionally, you may request the firmness of your pillow. There are three firmness options: firm, regular, or what I call squishy. If not specified, your squid will come with regular firmness.

PRICES:
Large squids are $75 (shipping not included) and small squids are $40 (shipping not included). Shipping will be $20 nationwide. International shipping is available, and those shipping prices can be viewed here.

HOW TO ORDER:
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Color
Underside color and pattern
Size
Shipping Information
Eye color (optional)
Eye highlight (optional)
Firmness (optional)

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OTHER INFO:
Please know that these squids are not made in a pet-free home; if you are allergic to cats please be aware that despite my efforts to keep them away from my cat, he still might have sat on the fabric while I wasn’t looking. Also note that these are made with FLEECE; if you have a fleece allergy, please do not buy these pillows. The filling of the pillows is guaranteed hypoallergenic BY THE COMPANY, NOT BY ME. If it turns out you have an allergy to the stuffing, sue them, not me. I am not responsible for any injuries that happen from your enjoyment with my pillows.

Thank you all so much for the support so far! I hope you consider purchasing one of my squids, I have a 100% satisfaction rate so far. And please, spread the word!

dirkelizabethstrider:

forkanna:

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rapeculturemakesmeangry:

This is from the slut walk. One of the arguments is that girls ask for rape because they wear slutty clothes, short skirts, tight, low-cut tops. This girl is an example of the fact that rape victims can look like anyone, you, me, this girl. Rapists. Dont. Discriminate.

I promised a long time ago that I’d reblog this whenever I saw it on my dash. No regrets, it breaks my heart every single time.

an incredibly important message, rape is rape. no one is ever asking for it. a woman has the right to dress how ever they want - it is society that identifies risque dressing as ‘asking for it’, and in my opinion, that way of thinking needs to be diminished.

Seriously if you see this and don’t reblog it, I have NO respect for you

Everyone should re-blog this.  YES, IT IS THAT IMPORTANT! 

I think I remember seeing somewhere that this person identified as a male.

and-then-sara:

prepare-for-stupid:

dontyouwannadance:

Yo its’ okay if you’re a white girl who likes Uggs and spray tans and pop music and instagramming your Starbucks. Don’t let tumblr make you think for one minute that liking things like that makes you inferior.

Same goes for if you’re a hipster trans mexican/japanese Pizza Underground enthusiast with a hello kitty neck tattoo.

If you’re not hurting anyone, you be you. There’s nothing wrong with that.

PRAISE

THANK YOU

THIS

and-then-sara:

shirelll:

Hey I’m an Israeli girl and I just want to say something.
Hamas is an terror organization, who want to kill innocent Jewish people. The IDF want to protect the people who live in Israel. Hamas started to attack Israel with their rockets,we have just 15 seconds to save our life and run to a safe place. Israel replied and attacked gaza back. THE IDF DIDNT WANT TO FUCKING HURT INNOCENT PEOPLE, THEY WANTED TO ATTACK HAMAS AND THEIR ROCKETS.
CAN YOU STOP BELIEVING TO LIES?! And you know something?
The IDF called to the citizens of gaza and told them to leave their houses and they’ll (the IDF) take care of them because they don’t want to hurt them they just want to attack the Hamas.
That’s it. Just stop believing to lies. Hope everything’s gonna be alright again.

Spread this like a fucking disease people.

✍ Finally, an ask-meme for writers! ✍

  • 01:

    When did you first start writing?

  • 02:

    What was your favorite book growing up?

  • 03:

    Are you an avid reader?

  • 04:

    Have you ever thrown a book across the room?

  • 05:

    Did you take writing courses in school/college?

  • 06:

    Have you read any writing-advice books?

  • 07:

    Have you ever been part of a critique group?

  • 08:

    What’s the best piece of feedback you’ve ever gotten?

  • 09:

    What’s the worst piece of feedback you’ve ever gotten?

  • 10:

    What’s your biggest writer pet-peeve?

  • 11:

    What’s your favorite book cover?

  • 12:

    Who is your favorite author?

  • 13:

    What’s your favorite writing quote?

  • 14:

    What’s your favorite writing blog? c;

  • 15:

    What would you say has inspired you the most?

  • 16:

    How do you feel about movies based on books?

  • 17:

    Would you like your books to be turned into TV shows, movies, video games, or none?

  • 18:

    How do you feel about love triangles?

  • 19:

    Do you prefer writing on a computer or longhand?

  • 20:

    What’s your favorite writing program?

  • 21:

    Do you outline?

  • 22:

    Do you start with characters or plot?

  • 23:

    What’s your favorite & least favorite part of making characters?

  • 24:

    What’s your favorite & least favorite part of plotting?

  • 25:

    What advice would you give to young writers?

  • 26:

    Which do you enjoy reading the most: physical, ebook, or both?

  • 27:

    Which is your favorite genre to write?

  • 28:

    Which do you find hardest: the beginning, the middle, or the end?

  • 29:

    Which do you find easiest: writing or editing?

  • 30:

    Have you ever written fan-fiction?

  • 31:

    Have you ever been published?

  • 32:

    How do you feel about friends and close relatives reading your work?

  • 33:

    Are you interested in having your work published?

  • 34:

    Describe your writing space.

  • 35:

    What’s your favorite time of day for writing?

  • 36:

    Do you listen to music when you write?

  • 37:

    What’s your oldest WIP?

  • 38:

    What’s your current WIP?

  • 39:

    What’s the weirdest story idea you’ve ever had?

  • 40:

    Which is your favorite original character, and why?

  • 41:

    What do you do when characters don’t follow the outline?

  • 42:

    Do you enjoy making your characters suffer?

  • 43:

    Have you ever killed a main character?

  • 44:

    What’s the weirdest character concept you’ve ever come up with?

  • 45:

    What’s your favorite character name?

  • 46:

    Describe your perfect writing space.

  • 47:

    If you could steal one character from another author and make then yours, who would it be and why?

  • 48:

    If you could write the next book of any series, which one would it be, and what would you make the book about?

  • 49:

    If you could write a collaboration with another author, who would it be and what would you write about?

  • 50:

    If you could live in any fictional world, which would it be?

  • This could be fun.

holyfuckin-a asked:

Can you source your comment on post/86089475760/ultrafacts-source-for-more-posts-like-this? I was trying to look into the match thing but I can't find it.

I’m currently on my iPod but rest assured I will try to source it as soon as I can. I just can’t see the post you’re talking about at the moment..

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